And So It Ends -- But It's Going Out With A [Hilarious] Bang.
Update #1 (4/19/2007): Yet another lame attempt from Colleen pretending to be someone else in an effort to know why the relationship with her went sour (See the 3rd/4th comment in this entry, and the 1st comment in the very first entry of this blog to see her first attempts). She talked to me via the instant messenger embedded in this blog to the right. This time she pretended to be an Allison. I let her believe that I didn't know who she was -- though she easily gave it with her questions, assumptions, choice of language, and punctuation (Compare this conversation with her emails). You can read the entire conversation I had with her here.
Update #2 (4/20/2007): ...And she comes back yet again. This time I had to tell her that the jig was up and to leave well enough alone. Part of me thinks that I was being too mean to her. But then again, she tried to have me murdered. So why should I care about how unpleasant my typed words were to her? Read the entire conversation here.
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Awesome, I just turned 21. Anyway...
Unfortunately, I just haven't had the time to make updates because of school, work, family, etc. As it stands I have 150+ unreviewed voicemails and I have neither the time nor the motivation to continue on with this blog, even as short-lived as it was. So, yes, I've decided to do away with the blog, and what better day to do so than today? Why? Because I just walked in the door to hear a ringing phone.
The person calling? Why it's Colleen of course (This can only end in hilarity now). And she's assumed, like always, that I was home but ignoring her calls all day. So she decided to leave lots of delightful emails and voicemails expressing how she was feeling. She even called information to find out the number to my job and spoke to my manager looking for me. In actuality, I had just come home from spending the previous day and night over a family member's house and wasn't aware that she was trying to get in contact with me. Colleen and I talked for a little bit (2 and a half hours). She was questioning whether I wanted to continue seeing her, and I told her that right now I just didn't have to time to be in a relationship with anyone because of life's other obligations. She was thankful that I gave her an answer that she wanted to hear so she could stop being in limbo. And then, just as I expected, she crafted a fictitious reason to get pissed-off. Of course that's normal for her to do. The difference this time is that I think she finally blew a gasket, and she's promised to have me "jumped" by "her people." For what reason? I don't know. I mean, it's no secret that she's crazy, but this is a new level of psycho for her. Alas, I gave her my address and await the fulfillment of that promise with a smile on my face. In the meantime, together we can read the thoughtful emails and listen to the wonderful voicemails she's spent her day making just for me.
Even as I write this last entry, I've gotten a call from a "Mario" telling me "to leave Colleen alone." LOL, I don't even talk to her unless she calls me while I happen to be home, or unless she sees me while I'm at school in the middle of something and she walks over to bug me. There was no real time to be with her, hence why I had to call things off.
Even though it's been a short ride, it's really been fun. I'll see you on another blog. And now I leave you all with probably the best post of the blog. Enjoy.
The Emails:
When I came in the door, answered the phone, and told her that I hadn't been home the whole time; she tells me: "In that case, I left some nasty emails, but now that I know that you weren't home (um, duh?), just ignore them and delete them." Here are the emails in detail:
And now the voicemails. Let's start with the phone activity logs though. Brought you to by Vonage (her calls to me are highlighted in red, my calls to her, in green):
The last call to her at 10:42pm was actually just a mistake when someone else at my house pressed redial. I haven't bothered to count how many times that is that she called, but freakin' woah.
And finally, here are all the voicemails she left from the first to the last (Dec. 19th to the phone threat on Dec. 20th) - 8min 29sec:
( if the Odeo stream isn't working, try listening to the voicemails here)And finally, here are all the voicemails she left from the first to the last (Dec. 19th to the phone threat on Dec. 20th) - 8min 29sec:
Now who would want to date a 27-year-old woman that acts like that? Unfortunately, I did at some point. -- Oh, and yes, you did hear her flushing a toilet purposely as a voicemail (twice). I didn't quite understand that one either. And no, that guy in the last voicemail couldn't sound any more like a chump even if he tried. I'm just happy that he thoughtfully left the death threat (a criminal offense) on a recorded message so that I can take it to the police tomorrow morning :)
Oh well, I hope you all enjoyed this short little adventure. I know I did. I'll see you all around.
Oh well, I hope you all enjoyed this short little adventure. I know I did. I'll see you all around.
posted by Muhammad at 4:19 PM
5 Comments:
Good lord. You would think someone calling that many times would simply assume that you didn't want to be with them. Either that or they would come to dislike your actions so much that they would say "it's over".
time to move away... ;)
Oops! Sorry I left a lot of those nonsensical messages on there, but this is my first time having ever entered in on a comment before though I hae read many blogs, and had just happened to come onto this one by chance. So, I had decided to test a few of em out to see if one of them had actually worked. So, sorry again for those other messages which don't mean anything. Oh, well, but it seems to me that after viewing everything on this that you had probably misunderstood where she was coming from. Really it makes some sense that she would be calling you that many times to get an answer from you. If you had maybe possibly said that you would give her a call I presume, but am only guessing that you should have called her back. I know that me being a female would expect and demand that a guy calls me back when he says he is or either if he doesn't that A. He is playing a game, or B. That he is ignoring me, or C. That he is being inconsiderate. So yes, I would get mad and probably do something just as crazy as she did, if this had been going on for sometime. Plus the fact too is that from having read your blog that you have a tendency, (now not to jump onto this person's side or anything like that) to give a lot of mixed messages here and there. For instance you talk about not wanting to be with her and blah blah this and that, but in another paragraph you speak of how you are so attracted to her and that you don't know why that is. It seems to me, (not trying to criticize you or anything) is that you cannot make up your mind as to what it is that you want period. I sincerely believe whole heartedly that this has caused a lot of confusion between yall, if you know what I'm talking about. So I'm not saying that what she did was right, or sane nor not her fault, but that, I hate to say this, that it was just as much your fault as it had been hers. Personally though I think she does still have many screws loose upstairs, I must agree with you on that one whole heartedly. However, though I'm going to add one more comment, and please do not take this the wrong way, but if this were me creating this blog based entirely on this one person that I would have not created a blog about her or anyone else for the simple fact of it being disrespectful. I can understand that you wanted to throw it back to her for trying to get her friend to jump you, but that is still no excuse at the same time. Instead, I would have talked to one of my friends in whom I could trust whether it be on line or from school to discuss what was going on, and not put that person which would be her onto a blog, in front of a bunch of people who could come on line and read about her. Not only is that immature, it can also possibly damage a person's reputation in the long run, or for a short time. But in reality you really have to ask yourself whether or not this was worth it or not, and whether or not you feel better after having done it and can honestly look at yourself in the mirror even better than before after having decided to air out her dirty laundry onto the world wide web for all that matters. Thankyou for letting me say my peace. I do agree with Felix 100% leave her alone. You two sound absolutely wrong for one another it seems, and I don't even know what all of what was going on between you two, except for what you placed up onto the blog and still can tell this to be true. Well, anyways take care and good luck.
I'm mozien on outta here!
Hi, again. I just recreated another blog, sicne my other one expired for one reason or another so. Like I tried to specify in the other comment I was trying to publish, but with no success, Oh, yah I wanted to get more info, if you would about this person, in order to be able to write an actual comment about it on here. If you you could, my email address is Aomfroy@yahoo.com if you want to
give me a little bit more insight. It would be quite helpful! Thanks!
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